Oh Angus, Really!

Angus?

[Through clenched teeth] Yesh?

What’s that in your mouth?

Nushing

Nothing?

Yesh.

It looks a lot like another piece of Clematis to me.

No itsh not

It’s not?

No

Well what is it then?

Itsh a peesh of liana

Liana?

Yesh

Like they have in tropical rainforests?

Yesh, and Aushtralia

Australia?  Did you dig all the way to Australia?

Yesh, nearly.

Where?

Shydney

No, where in the garden did you dig?

Oh, shorry. Well you know that peesh of garden you shorted out yeshterday? 

The one that you dug up before?

Yesh. There.

Angus?

Yesh?

You are a klutz

Shankyou! Sho kind of you to shay sho.