What’s that Angus?
What, the bone shaped toy?
No, I mean the grey thing in front of it. What’s the grey thing?
What, this grey thing?
Yes, that grey thing right there!
Oh, that grey thing? That’s my most favouritist toy ever.
Angus, it’s a piece of paving slab. Where on earth did you get a piece of paving slab?
Found it.
You found it. Where did you find it, Angus?
In that magical place where all the most wonderful things come from.
<sigh> Oh Angus, have you been behind the dustbins again?
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Piece of paving slab – priceless; for everything else (including umpteen expensive dog toys) there’s Mastercard
Angus
Reminds me of kids at Christmas who prefer the cardboard box to the toy inside! Xx