Cheddar Gorgeous

Barbara; “I swear I am going mad!”

Paul’s finely honed auto sensors detect all is not well, so he decides to play safe and avoid the obvious reply;  he goes for the safer option… “Why’s that, my love?”

“I could have sworn I grated some cheese for the spag bog and left it at the back of the worktop in a container”

“Do you mean this container?”

“That’s the one.  You haven’t eaten it, have you?”

“Don’t look at me.  I found the container just here at the front of the worktop.”

“But I  put it right at the back in the corner, out of reach of…… ”

<Two heads turn as one>

“ANGUS?!”

“Yes?”

“Did you take the cheese?”

“Take the cheese? How could you even think such a thing of someone so adorable and obedient?”

“Oh, I don’t know….  let’s see … knives, spoons, teabags…”

“OK”

“…oven gloves, wallet, phones…”

“OK OK”

“…. sandwiches, butter tubs (full), mince pies. car keys… “

“OK, enough already, I’ll give you those but it wasn’t me this time”

“If it wasn’t you, who was it?”

“The cat”

“The cat?”

“Yes”

“But a) he’s asleep in the lounge and b) there was more cheese there than he could possibly eat.”

“Well it wasn’t me”

“Not you?”

“No”

“And that’s your final word?”

“Yes”

“Do you have anything more to offer on the subject?”

“No”

“OK so I suppose we’d better give you the benefit of the doubt as we didn’t actually see you do it…”

“Good.  I’m glad we’re clear on that.”

“OK, we’re sorry”

“And so you should be.”

“OK”

“May I go now?”

“Yes”

“ANGUS?!”

 

Angus

  1. In your defence Angus, I DID see Ron ‘sniffing’ the cheese container.
    I am making progress with Ron, he has started to ‘tell me things’ and, I admit, I am a cat person, but that does not mean I am NOT a dog person. In fact, I very much adore doggies, as does ‘S’, however, if you are going to take advantage of the kitchen counter top and anything upon it you need to perfect your defence…….. ALL cats love cheese. There is no photographic evidence. Therefore; deny, deny, deny. Admit nothing. Innocent UNTIL proven guilty 🙂 x

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