As you may recall from earlier posts, I like to introduce my friends to my Mum. We started small with pebbles, and worked our way […]
Windfalls, and the wind blows
This week I have been helping clear up after the storm. M&D required my assistance. (By the way, why is it that whenever they say […]
Starting to panic a bit now…
There’s less than a month to go now until, you know, the BIG event – the Chelsea Flower Show – which starts on 22nd May […]
We’re not going out, we’re just staying in…
Preparing for a Doctor’s appointment A) Putting on shoes when Angus is walking past Open cupboard door, locate shoes and reach for them. Close cupboard door. […]
Dear Aunty Judith…
Angus: “I need your help please, again, Aunty Judith” Aunty Judith: “What’s up Angus?” “I just wanted to check something, because you were my breeder, […]
The Best Laid Plans……
Location: A field somewhere near Juniper Highfield High-jinx Hounds are on full alert Gary: “Right, I’m off to pickup Angus” Susan: “OK, we’d better go […]
No pain? No Gain
This is a guest post from “Cat”… (What’s that……?) Oh, I’m so sorry, I did of course mean “Our Supreme Leader.” I may have underestimated […]
I’m a Pedigree, Chum
Mater and Pater, Mama and Papa, one desires a conversation Why are you mimicking Jacob Rees-Mog? Ah, well adoptive Pater, you have alighted on the […]
Housework Assistance Dog
It being Mother’s Day, I thought it would be a nice surprise for Mum if I helped out with the housework. So as I was […]
Salad Days
(Angus appears in the lounge, carrying something, and looking very indignant.) Angus: “And what in god’s name is this supposed to be? <rustles object furiously> […]
Angus – Daddy’s Boy or Mummy’s Boy?
Daddy Daddy Anybody but CAT Ooooh, trickier one but…. Daddy According to Kennel Club Breed Standard for Labrador Retrievers – has to be … the […]
Field Manoeuvres
Gary: We’re picking up Angus for the field today. Susan: OK, let’s move anything in the van that could be “borrowed” [Later, at the field] […]
Cheddar Gorgeous
Barbara; “I swear I am going mad!” Paul’s finely honed auto sensors detect all is not well, so he decides to play safe and avoid […]
Chelsea Here I Come
Well, I must say I’m very proud of my brother Cole. He has been winning shows! I am determined not to be outdone so I […]
The Eagle Has Landed
Now, you’ll be surprised to learn that this is not another reference to my Secret Service Assistance Dog role but, rather, a follow up on […]
A Cautionary Tale
Today’s Friday, today’s Friday, Friday is playschool day, Is every black Lab happy? Yer betcher life we are! I should explain that on Tuesdays and […]
Update: Operation “Vetkutsya Knutsov”
Dateline: Wednesday 31st Jan 2018 08:50 GMT Venue: Orchard House Vets (Clandestine HQ of Klutzarruss) Status Report: Arrived at rendezvous as planned. Met with my […]
Secret Service Assistance Dog
I have had an exciting few weeks since my last update. First, I have been signed up for sessions with Highfield Hounds. Twice a week […]
The Peasant is Revolting
This is a guest post by the supreme master of the universe. The peasant that is dog, is so lacking in mental faculties that he […]
Merry Christmas One and All
So many things to eat! So many things to destroy! But I still need to be careful of CAT! Merry Christmas Everyone!
Extreme Gardening
Angus? Yes? It pains me to say it, but we have to have yet another discussion on a topic that our readers must surely be […]
Gardening Assistance Dog – sort of
“Angus?” “Yes?” “We need to discuss the ongoing situation vis-a-vis the clematis. Or, should I say, the ex clematis,” “Ah.” “Yes. You might well say […]
What is this stuff?
SNOW ????? WOW, I mean…. SNOW !!!!! Dog on a mission, I must save my hoomans from this deadly attack by eating every flake of […]
Bob the Builder – Can He Fix It?
Agony Aunt – Part 3
Dear Judith With the exception of the Autumn Leaves moment it’s been a trying week for a young Labrador puppy. Previously I told you about […]
